Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Chandler Jones' Quarterback Feast

Earlier this offseason, Chandler Jones unveiled his goal for the year:

"I have a goal that's pretty bizarre but people don't believe it, but I'm gonna do it. 30 sacks. People say, 'shoot for the stars and if you fall short, you'll land on the moon.' So 30 sacks is my goal."

Well, Chan, hope you still have your appetite.
Dinner is served.


Week 1 Menu:
Appetizer: Josh Harris Honey Horseradish Dip with Hummus



Entree: Tanner Price Pulled Pork


Dessert: Deep Fried Demon Deacons


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20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #1

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp counted down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. Click here to read all the previous posts in the countdown.

We've listed many reasons why you should be excited about the 2011 SU Football season - 19 to be exact. But at the end of the day, fans only care about one thing: winning.

So without further ado ... the number one reason to be excited about the upcoming season ...

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #2

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

It's been a long road from the Pinstripe Bowl to mini-camp. But by now, as we reach number two on the 20 reasons to be excited for Syracuse Football, you should be ready. Ready to run through a brick wall, ready to down three straight bologna sandwiches, ready to wear your visor and scream at Bud Poliquin and ready to laugh at Greg Schiano.

And of course, you should be ready for cheerleaders.

#2 - Cheerleaders

Now Syracuse may not have, say, UCLA song girls,
Meh, 6's across the board.

Syracuse may not have SEC Southern Belles (not sure you can really call LSU types the belles),
I see very little cheering going on.


But you don't see Otto complaining.
Why gosh! What a silly thing they're doing with their legs!

Time to go for the full creep, college football fans. Check out the cheerleaders.

Despite being completely replaced by stadium sound systems and all sorts of video boards encouraging cheering, the cheerleader still lives - even if simply for the pleasure of the viewing male audience. So creep on, my friends, it's just about college football season! Pin It Now!

Monday, August 29, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #3

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

The SU athletic department has been through a hell of a ride since Daryl Gross took over as AD in 2004.

The football program went from bowl team, to laughing stock and back to bowl team in six years. The basketball program won two Big East titles, then plummeted out of the tournament for back to back years, and rose all the way back to No. 1 in the rankings. And the lacrosse program missed a final four and a tournament for the first time in 432 years (approximately), only to return to the mountaintop with two more national titles.

One constant has remained.

#3 – DOC GROSS' SHINY HEAD


Gross uses the glare to intimidate other ADs

Doc Gross does a lot as SU, but he's definitely falling short of his potential. Where are the straight-edge razor advertisements in the Dome? What about the official head-oiling sponsor of Syracuse athletics? There's money to be made here.

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Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hurricane Irene - New Satellite Image

Thanks, Meeyatt ...

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Friday, August 26, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #4

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

The 12th man is a phrase we see tossed around a lot these days. Pretty much every team has some sort of slogan decreeing its fans as the extra advantage at their home stadium.

The 12th man, not 12th sorority sister stumbling up from Lucy's trying to sift through her keys to get in her house and looking only mildly interested.

Yes that's right, we're talking about a pet peeve: the key jingling of the student section.

#4 - Annoying SU traditions that will never die.
This one's pretty simple. For some reason, students take out their freshman lanyards, with perhaps one dorm key on it, and jingle it on 3rd down.

Multiple keys??? Must be deafening!

Sure, it's a "key down."
No, it does not have any effect.

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Thursday, August 25, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #5

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

Football is a very serious game. Every movement is calculated, and if a player messes up he faces the wrath of Doug Marrone and his powerful thighs.

So very serious ...

Simon says ... do this

#5 - AWESOMELY AWKWARD PHOTOS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #6

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

You've been yearning for months now. You've wanted to clench its bun and go to town.

Geez. Get your minds out the gutter.

#6 - The Dome Dogs

Nothing better than a Saturday afternoon, or this upcoming year a Thursday Friday or Saturday afternoon or night, with a Dome Dog in one hand, and a souvenir soda mixed with some smuggled Jack Daniels in the other.

Don't let the wrinkled bun fool you, despite its appearance it's a tasty snack.

So this season, look forward to peeling back the tin foil and enjoying a Hoffman. And remember, if it doesn't look appetizing, it actually is. And it's not the Minnesota Dome Dog (DON'T CLICK THIS IF YOU ONLY LIKE GOOD CLEAN FUN), so be proud of that.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #7

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

Syracuse hasn't really had many teams' number in recent years. Wins against USF and WVU broke long losing streaks, so it's not like the Orange can really boast dominance over their Big East foes.

Except against one team ...

#7 - SEEING THIS IN THE DOME AGAIN ...

Why so serious, Greg?
Oh yeah, because your team sucks

OK, fine, two-consecutive wins doesn't exactly say Syracuse owns Rutgers. But it's more about how the Orange has won against their little brother from New Jersey.

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Monday, August 22, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #8

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.


There's so much good to say about Doug Marrone. He's had a rough couple weeks with some player incidents. But the man who came exceptionally prepared for his interview with Darryl Gross and the Round Table has kept impressing since. He's taken a methodical approach to not only improve the team, but to re-instill the tradition of Syracuse football and win back the community. It was easy to get excited about the bigger names during that hiring frenzy now 2 years past, but it would have been hard to find a more committed and passionate coach.

#8 - Doug Marrone, HCDM, Dougles, General de La Revolucion Anaranjada, Teach me How to Dougie, the Ambassador, the Balogna Brigadier.

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Friday, August 19, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #9

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

Syracuse fans like to argue about pretty much anything. There's the outdoor stadium debate. There's the 'put the court in the middle of the Dome' debate. There's even a debate over who has the dreamiest eyes in SU lacrosse history ... wait, no one's actually debating that?

Well  here's one that gets discussed every single season.


#9 – THE ANNUAL 44 DEBATE

Here's the thing about the 44 debate. Both sides have a legitimate argument. 


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Thursday, August 18, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #10


As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

By now we've heard it all....

"Back in my day, the Orangemen were out in Archbold giving their opponents a tail-whipping while we smoked cigars and drank Budweiser from cans. Nowadays the Dome's got our football inside, where we can't smoke, have to put up with imported beer and watch a game being played on a carpet."

Yes, that's the folks rabbling about the 10th reason to be excited about Syracuse Football this year...

#10 – The Outdoor Stadium Debate

In what seems like an almost annual occurrence, we'll hear these rumblings about how Syracuse needs a new outdoor stadium. Well, the football team needs an outdoor stadium about as much as Darryl Gross needs another Blackberry. As in, neither really needs it, at all.

This debate just gives me a reminder of how good us 'Cuse fans have it. Sure, we could have a retractable roof as a compromise. It'd be great so we could enjoy those amazing September and early October afternoons. But in case you haven't noticed, cities and states aren't really slinging around much cash these days.

Therefore, lets take a minute to appreciate our baby, the Carrier Dome.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #11

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

Doth thou wish to be
a grand scribe like me?
Recurrently, commonality are circumscribed by their acquaintance with the English tongue. These folk do not discern how to articulate oneself in a manner befitting a virtuoso.

Such proletariat is not as honorable as Bud Poliquin, whose mastery of the lexicon is so benevolent that the populace simply cannot fathom.

#11 – BUD POLIQUIN WAXING POETICALLY

Those two paragraphs took about 45 thesaurus.com searches and two hours to write. I assume this is what Bud does to create his columns, since no person can actually write like that.

You've already read about Bud's mastery of the camera, but he is most famous for his work with the quill ... er ... pen.

Here are some gems to expect from Bud in the 2011 season:

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #12

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

Tombe Kose.

Sounds like comatose.

As in the state of those that he will light up this year.

But take Adam Harris's story and throw it out the window. Better yet, take Adam Harris's Cornell jersey, put it in a paper bag, mix it up, light it on fire and put it on the doorstep of this guy's house.
Cornell University President David J. Skorton

Why you ask?

Settle down, I'll tell you:


#12 – Tombe Kose's amazing story

Wait, where are the jokes? Where is the bashing of Bud Poliquin?

Sorry, Tombe Kose's story is too amazing. He and his family escaped the violence in Sudan, lived at a refugee camp in Kenya, then moved to San Diego before finding his way to Syracuse.

It's truly an amazing testament that he has come this far, and we're truly excited to see what he can do in his time this year. Maybe even more so, we're looking forward to more of his amazing photographs.

 I told you, my shoulders really can't fit in this suit

Can you hear me now?


And here's to more basement stairs photo shoots
Telling the NCAA to shut up.


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Monday, August 15, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #13

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

Remember the optimism going into the 2009 season? Greg Robinson was gone, and Doug Marrone, the great Syracuse savior, was at the helm for the first time. The house was pretty full and everyone waited in anticipation for the new era to begin. 

Then Jim McKenzie snapped the ball over Greg Paulus' head for a turnover ... nice start. 

#13 - THE SHOTGUN

Remember the pistol? Greg Robinson was a fan of it. That's all you need to know.

This is what a pistol does:

This is what a shotgun does:
Which do you want your football team to use?

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Friday, August 12, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #14

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

This space is a clear Doug Marrone loving zone. We've already established an affection for the man's thighs, his coaching methods and his ability to leave heartwarming voicemails.

But seriously, Doug, we have to talk about that visor

#14 – VISORS INDOORS


Do the Dome lights get in your eyes?

The great source Wikipedia defines a visor as follows: 
visor (also spelled vizor) is a surface that protects the eyes, such as shading them from the sun.
Not sure if you've been in the Dome in a while, but you don't exactly get a lot of sun in that place. There's this whole thing called a roof that gets in the way of that.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #15

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

By now you've been introduced to “Dave Rahme's Dungeon of Doom and Hungover, Sunburned Gloom." How could these videos become more awkward, more uncomfortable?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Bud Poliquin and Nolan Weidner.

Sometimes in tandem, sometimes solo, always odd.

#15 – THE POST-STANDARD VIDEO MONTAGES

At Syracuse, I studied Newspaper Journalism. As many realized that the “paper” portion of the industry was dying, newspapers adapted by asking their reporters to become more tech-saavy.

Twitter and blog posts weren't enough. Slideshows with ridiculous music...not gonna cut it.
Reporters were asked for post-game musings, and Bud and Nolan deliver.

Instead of continuing my ramblings, I've decided to let the poorly formatted pictures tell most of the story.



While Bud rambles on and on, Nolan seems to have come to grips with the fact that this is the least favorite part of his job.




Might as well look interested.


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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

All the reporting you'll ever need on MJ's daughter

Photo from Twitter: The #1 source
for relevant, factual info
This week, The Post-Standard "broke" a story about how Michael Jordan's daughter, @MickiJae, will be attending Syracuse next year. In an example of truly incredible reporting prowess, Geoff Herbert quoted her Twitter feed to tell us that Jordan's daughter does, in fact, use Twitter. Journalism!

Herbert also used social media reporting (read: stalking) to find out that Jordan is "like most teenage girls," and that she is LOLing at how big the Urban Outfitters store in Syracuse is.

Seriously, these are actual quotes from the story ...

Jasmine's also been using Twitter to talk with friends who'll be at SU in the fall with her, discussing possible plans to go to the New York State Fair or to see DJ Tiesto perform at the OnCenter, maybe even going shopping downtown in Armory Square. 

She also posted a message to her friend about getting Syracuse clothing -- but not necessarily just at the SU bookstore: "Haha yes!! Omg I'm raiding the store when we get there to get all the cute Victoria secret PINK clothes for SU lol." 

But here's the thing: Despite his remarkable reporting abilities, Geoff missed the real story from Jordan's tweets. Just look at these, for example:

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20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #16

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

Nancy Cantor, also known as “Chancy Nancy” or "Turn Left and Cough" (check sidebar pic), once deemed Newhouse III's architecture as a shining beacon of freedom of speech to the world with undulating waves that welcomed the city to nuzzle in symmetrically.

I have a feeling, despite my over exaggerated paraphrasing, that the only thing being nuzzled was a glass of Schnapps by Nancy.

Anyways, Newhouse has given Syracuse more than a nook to squeeze next to, it's produced a terrific amount of sportscasters and ESPN workers, hence

#16 – SYRACUSE ALUMS CALLING GAMES

$3 pitchers of Miller Lite? Hiiiiyooooo!

Forget about Doug Gottleib for a second. Think about how lucky Syracuse is to have alumni swimming around ESPN. Usually we're given a lot of terrific coverage. They've been kind enough to grace us with the bandwidth to huddle around our computers and watch grainy footage of the Orange dismantling Akron.

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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Conversations With Greggers - Econ 101

Looks like Greggers' latest coaching foray ended sooner than expected. The Crenshaw Colts got out to an 0-6 start and Greg was forced to resign. But he did offer to apply for the job again right after.

Anyway, if Dave Rahme can make a career posting dimly lit videos from his basement, Greggers figured he could do the same. Here's his latest masterpiece.


Written by: Patrick
Produced by: Brian


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20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #17

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

Last season was great for SU football. The Orange jumped from the basement of the Big East to bowl team and a relevant contender in the conference. 

Even Brian Bennett from the ESPN.com Big East Blog started believing in Marrone and his bunch. It seemed like SU would lose its status as the ultimate underdog, and even become a favorite in the conference. Oh noes!

Thankfully, someone is here to make sure that doesn't happen.

#17 - ANDREA ADELSON

Andrea Adelson
Friend or foe?
If you don't know who Andrea Adelson is, you probably will soon. Around these parts, she's best known for a couple of major mishaps related to her opinion of Syracuse football. Remember when she ranked Syracuse 104th in the nation heading into 2010? How about when she left the 5-2 (and recent winners at WVU) Orange out of her bowl projections last October?

See, Andrea doesn't seem to be a big fan of Syracuse, or, you know, facts.

This could go one of two ways, either of which should be pretty entertaining:

1. Adelson sees the light - She realizes she was wrong for underestimating SU last season and devotes her never-ending love to the Orange on the blog. She overcompensates by giving Syracuse more coverage on ESPN than in the past several years combined. As SU makes its way back into the national consciousness, Adelson is there every step of the way, and everyone is happy. More SU features, more positive coverage, a better platform for recruiting and more love from bowls at the end of the year.

2. Adelson gets pissed - Orange fans are not exactly a forgiving bunch of fans. Think Pat Dye. Hell, for some reason, more SU fans rooted for Jim Calhoun and UConn than Butler because of one Sweet 16 game in 2009. The odds are Adelson has received some hate mail since taking over for Bennett on the blog. She'll probably get even more the first time she makes a mistake involving the Orange. We don't know this woman, or whether she can take the heat. She could turn into the next Doug Gotleib and devote every moment of her life into bringing down Syracuse. 

Why is this fun? Because we LOVE to hate. And we love to be underestimated. People from Syracuse are blue-collared underdogs. That's why we love crotchety old Jim Boeheim, who always has a chip on his shoulder. That's why we love Doug Marrone's no-nonsense approach. 

You wanna doubt us?!! Well F*#@ you!!!

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Monday, August 8, 2011

Caption Contest Winner

Quality is more important than quantity. The four people who commented in the caption contest really brought it, and made it hard to pick a winner.

But this is America, and we like winners, so here's our inaugural caption contest winner below ...


Winner: CuseNYC451

Think you could have done better? Prove it in the comments or try again next time.
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Saturday, August 6, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #18


As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

The Charleston Chew. Born in 1922 as a “flavored nougat covered in chocolate flavor coating” the popular candy bar has developed past just chocolate. It now is available in vanilla and strawberry as well. Were you aware there was once a banana flavor? Neither was I. Ah, wikipedia, please feed me more – I don't know enough.

Before we get there, I present the 18th reason to be excited for football season.

#18 – Van Chew Jokes and Storylines

- Well, Van “Charleston” Chew crosses one right off the list. So let's learn some more about his favorite candy.



“Mini Charleston Chews" are a bite-sized, similarly-shaped version of the candy bar, introduced in 1998. The original packaging for Charleston Chews was a grey box that had the brand name in small red font at the bottom of the box. Freezing them results in a whole new experience with them shattering with ease when chewed.”

Ouch.

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Friday, August 5, 2011

The New Code of Conduct


By now, you know that SU football players are committing crimes faster than former UConn player AJ Price can say “laptop.”

With 27 days left till the beginning of the 2011 Football season, and a need to finally have a full roster, Doug Marrone is tightening up his team's conduct policy. It's not BYU – you're still allowed caffeine – but things are going to be quite different:

Transportation will be provided by 4SU Taxi

  • Most are outfitted with Playstations and DVD Players. There's your on board entertainment Mr. Sales.
  • Tandem bicycles will be provided for others who do not opt for the taxis.

DARE classes are mandatory and are each Thursday night

  • Led by the coaching staff, local law enforcement and Tyrone Wheatley as Daren the Lion.




The only placed you're allowed to eat off campus is Tully's – where only good times occur.



Friday nights will be team togetherness night. You will have the following options:
  • Bologna and Gatorade social with the Marrone's.
  • Styling your hair and re-enacting Risky Business at Charlie Loeb's.
  • Twister with Chandler Jones...good luck
  • Preparing for a post-football career in Small Business with Adam Harris.
  • Dinner and a movie with hospitality and food service major Marquis Spruill

Saturday nights will consist of the entire team heading to Macky MacPherson's parents' house

  • Watch tape of 1980s teams and play boggle.


While not attending any of these events, the SUper entourage system will be in effect. 

  • All scholarship players must be accompanied at all times by two linemen (muscle), one team manager (designated driver) and one walk-on (fall guy).


These rules are non-negotiable.

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20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #19

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

Dave Rahme is a terrific writer, who covers both football and lacrosse, which is no easy task. He's also friendly enough to answer annoying reader e-mails ranting about lacrosse faceoffs, stalling and rule changes.

But seriously, can we get the man a light or something?

#19 - DIMLY LIT RAHME VIDEOS


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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Mookie Jones' Tweets and Dreams

Mookie Jones is an interesting man.

Last night I took a glance at my Twitter timeline and came across this gem, which stopped me in my tracks ...



Mookie Todd Jones
I always wanted to live the Love & Basketball life but seem like that dream is killed

Wait, what???? 

***Note: Before you rip on me for having seen this movie, I'll freely admit it's a total chick flick. They throw in just enough basketball to try to disguise that fact, but it's really a girl movie through and through. But whatever, I watch chick movies sometimes, get over it.***

In case you forget the plot from this movie (don't pretend you didn't see it), here are some of the highlights from Wikipedia:
The film spans roughly thirteen years of friendship between childhood sweethearts Monica Wright and Quincy McCall. Monica and her family move to Los Angeles in 1981 from Atlanta, Georgia, and become acquainted with their new neighbors the McCalls, a wealthy family due to Quincy's father Zeke being the star shooting guard for the San Diego Clippers. Quincy and Monica are drawn to each other, sharing a love of basketball.
OK, sounds about right. Mookie loves basketball. All good so far.
The second quarter of the story begins in 1988, when both Monica and Quincy are the respective leaders of their high school teams. Scouts have taken clear notice of Quincy, who many see as one of top prospects in the country.
Still good. Mookie was a pretty highly-rated prospect. No problems ... yet.

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20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #20

Who doesn't love some lists? Lists are as American as apple pie and Rambo.

So, leading into the start of the season on September 1, we're counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited football's back ... besides the obvious, like, you know, it's football.

#20 - THIGHS

What better place to start than the thing that makes Syracuse unique.
We'll begin with Doug Marrone – one of the greatest men in the history of mankind, and even more specifically, his legs.

ZZ Top be damned – Dougie's got legs
and he knows how to use them.
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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

#MustacheChronicles

It's Mustache Week here, apparently. First Mikhail Marinovich's rise to mustache stardom takes the blogosphere by storm. Now I've suddenly been blessed with the realization that this amazing hashtag exists.

It's clear Justin Pugh is gunning for Marinovich's throne atop the mustache empire. And unlike his partner in facial hair crime, he's got a presence on twitter.

Some of his best work:

 Justin Pugh 


 Justin Pugh 


 Justin Pugh 


 Justin Pugh 

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Marinovich Destiny - Who will be next?

By now, you've seen and heard from the man who's making a push to be the next Old Spice guy -

Look at this QB. Now look again. He's a pile of bones and dust.

His efforts are so heroic that we began thinking of other Syracuse sportsmen who've donned the best facial hair. Since the world did not exist before the internet and old pictures are hard to come by via Google, we looked at the recent past, and have made suggestions for our current Orangemen:
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Caption Contest

I have a confession to make: I'm very lazy.

I'm also not as funny as you are. So I'm just going to sit this play out and see what the crowd has to offer. 

The game is simple. We'll give you a photo with a blank caption. You fill in the blank. Try to make it funny, and we'll pick the winner. The winner will get the grand honor of getting his/her caption featured on a blog that receives nearly 20 hits per day (wooo!).


The first photo is Chandler Jones from the Big East Media Day Clambake. Leave your best efforts in the comments section and we'll insert the winner onto the photo later in the week.
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Friendliest Voicemails Continue

After Doug Marrone volunteered to record a voicemail for a fan (actually an ESPN reporter), you knew the requests would start rolling in. Looks like Akron head football coach Rob Ianello put in a request for Doug, and the friendliest coach in America obliged.

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Idiot's Guide to Winning the Fulmer Cup


Old friend Josh Wright has some
advice for the football team
So by now we've all been able to settle into the news that this past weekend was just a bit of a tough one for Syracuse football. The depression is seeping in as people try to claim “we'll be fine” although it's clearly at least one gaping hole in our depth chart.

But let's look at the positive here. If we're going to go the thug route, let's just go balls deep. I mean, SEC deep.

Doug likes to offer his life skills classes? Well we're here to offer alternative credits.

Here's the “Idiot's Guide to Winning the Fulmer Cup – the Syracuse Edition

***For those of you who don't know, the Fulmer Cup is given to the team with the worst criminal record.***

We brought in an esteemed guest speaker, Josh Wright, to give some pointers. Mr. Wright spoke about what the players can do to maximize their potential.

After the class, which was closed to the public, Mr. Wright pointed out several players that he feels could make a true difference for Syracuse.

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